When the Guiding Light is the Laser Sight on Your Glock

I was just doing some light reading after work, and I came across this puzzling article on Msn.ca taken from the Independant.

http://www.msn.com/en-ca/news/world/woman-vows-to-take-gun-into-target-discount-store-bathrooms-to-protect-herself-from-transgender-people/ar-BBsjaUy?li=AAggv0m

The gist, if you have decided to skip reading the whole thing, is that a woman in the US, Anita Staver, is planning to take a .45 calibre Glock with her into the bathroom at a Target store so she can protect herself (and others) from the wave of perverts who are going to enter the ladies washroom as transgenders.  She figures perverted men are going to start raping women in the store washrooms, which would seem like a pretty risky undertaking, even without armed vigilantes laying in ambush.  Maybe she should stake out frat parties and hiking trails?

Anyway, my first reaction was that this person may have some unused brain cells loafing around her skull.  Turns out she’s a lawyer, so she was at least clever enough to pass a bar exam.  Then came the answer: she’s a Christian lawyer!  She will be cocked and loaded to protect all that is clean and good in God’s favourite country.

As a good Christian, she has probably skimmed by problematic phrases like “thou shalt not kill,” “do unto others as you would have them do unto you,” “love thy enemy,” “don’t judge lest ye be judged” and “turn the other cheek,”  but she has decided to ignore those and interpret things her way.  Those aren’t central tenets of the faith or anything, just suggestions from the Appendix chapters.  And in case anyone read those lines and took it to mean Christianity was intended to be peaceful, we have Ms Staver to thank for setting us straight about that.
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I had a lot of Christian dogma come my way in my 12 years of Catholic schooling, but I can’t remember anything about using lethal force to exterminate people you think might be pissing off Jesus.  (Oh, even though you also believe he created them in His image and loves them.  Huh?)  I must have nodded off when that went by.

So here’s your warning, dirty perverts: if you start raping women in a busy washroom, in a busy store full of witnesses and cameras, using the crazy premise that you are transgender, Anita Staver and Jesus may be hunkering down in the next stall deciding who gets to scatter your filthy brains on the wall.  In self defense no less!

Amen.

 

Post Pneumonia Ramblings

Well I’m finally feeling better.  It was like rehab: once the coughing subsided, I slept for a week or so, interrupted once in a while to go to work, and I haven’t had a beer in two weeks which has forced me into losing about 10 pounds.  My stomach has been doing weird things, though.  Yesterday I was out in the back yard and I farted so loudly the neighbour’s dog started barking.  Maybe these sorts of things should be kept to one’s self.  Naw, I’m too old to start charm school now.

I see stock in Molson Coors  is down 92 points today, so I’m going to have to do my part this weekend and help them out.  They miss me, even if they never call.

I’m watching the L.A. Kings vs the San Jose Sharks playoff game 4.  The Sharks have their traditional big lead but are diddling around and watching it erode, like usual.  I can’t cheer for the Kings.  Milan Lucic is a lower primate and a terrible sportsman.  He cries if you hit him, but he calls you a baby when he hits you.  He once made a death threat in the post game handshake. God I hope no team I like signs him this summer.  Their coach Darryl Sutter can barely speak, and he looks like what you would breed if you let a buzzard screw a potato.  Holy cow, spoiler alert!, the Sharks hung on to win.  That should help you clear up a little room on your PVR.  You’re welcome.

 

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Still Alive, Just Sleep Deprived

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